SHAQ’S RAP- THE KID’S VERSION!
Zoner Sports has obtained the newly edited lyrics of Shaq’s now famous “Kobe” rap, made suitable for the kids album. It’s due to drop sometime in the fall.
“I’m a horse. Kobe took me out to dinner– I finished every course.
He said Shaq ‘Did you ever steal?’. I don’t do that ’cause my name’s Shaquille.
I love ‘em, I don’t leave ‘em. I got a vitamin C, every day I eat ‘em.
You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn’t do charity work without me.
That’s the difference between good fruit and toothpaste. Kobe–tell me how that apple tastes! Uh, yo– tell me how that apple tastes!”
Happy birthday, Zoner.
Those better be Michigan apples! Preferably Honeycrisp.