Kyle Farnsworth Joke (Non-HR Related)
From Circling the Bases via Wrigleyville 23:
I’ve got good news and bad news for Royals fans.
First the good news: Reliever Kyle Farnsworth had his finger bandaged on Tuesday after being bitten by his bulldog.
The bad news? The wound was on his non-pitching hand.
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The pitcher all (insert whatever team he’s pitched for) love to hate received four stitches from the bite. He was trying to break up a fight between two of his bulldogs on Tuesday morning.
(Royals manager Trey) Hillman said Farnsworth should not miss any time with the injury.
“I’m planning on him wrapping it up and having him available,” Hillman said.

Good old Farnsy. Had a few productive seasons as a Cub but mostly went the way of so many Cubs top pitching prospects. We’ll always have the Paul Wilson sack though.



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I think Cubs fans in general love to hate a lot of their ex players.
This blog is a shining example of that.
The Farns is cool with me.
I’m a Yankee fan and we don’t miss Kyle at all. In fact, when he was in NY, you could buy t-shirts outside the stadium that read “ANYBODY BUT FARNSWORTH”. I’m not kidding.