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Saturday, October 1st, 2016

All-Star Tweets

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Twitter makes pretty much any sporting event more fun. The All-Star Game was no exception. Some of these tweeters were better than the game itself. So I present to you: All-Star Tweets! (including some of my own!)

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Congratulations on the MVP, Carl Crawford. Enjoy that glass bong. Sports Pickle

Joe Buck: “Franklin’s story is a good one.” Uh, yeah. Steroids are awesome. Remember how the media wasn’t going to overlook roids anymore? Sports Pickle

Say “loud out” one more time, Buck. i will jump through the TV and strangle you, i swear it… locgblog

I can’t help but wonder how much money Mariano Rivera has made for bat companies throughout his career. He should be awarded stock. Tom Fornelli

Settle down, ladies: Bud Selig and George Will are married men. PTI Show

I hope Obama asks Buck about Artie Lange’s appearance thezoner

PLENTY MORE TWEETS AFTER THE JUMP!!!!

Things Said Before A Strong-Armed Robbery? RT @acforever: Come on Pacman, let’s do dis. thezoner

As long as Wakefield is there, Obama only accounted for the 2nd slowest pitch of the night. Douche LaRue

We should get to vote on all-start announcers, too. aleagueofherown

If you put Prince Fielder in a Vince Wilfork jersey…I think he could sneak into a Pats game without being noticed RedsArmy

Yadier will have a good story to tell his kids of how he was the host city’s All-Star catcher and watched Pujols catch for Obama. DocFunk

Obama’s pitch resembled those of Nate Robertson. Detroit4Lyfe

Joe Buck & Tim McCarver get paid to hang with the president & watch the MLB All-Star Game. This world is so unfair. sharapovaasthigh

President Obama would gain my vote if he punched out Tim McCarver right now. TheRopolitans

Obama didn’t play baseball as a kid? More proof he’s not a real American. acforever

The real reason Lilly is the only #cubs player in the #asg is that no one else wanted to go to the armpit of the midwest. TorturedFanBase


  • dhaab

    Shocking to see you hilite a tweet about a Cardinals player using roids.

    Twitter sucks.

  • http://zonersports.com Zoner

    Hey, not my fault a lot of Cardinals have done roids. Also, Twitter rules, and it would have been a good tweet if he was on any team. Notice the other teams in there.

  • dhaab

    Yeah, SO many Cardinals players have done roids.
    And no Cubs players have. That’s why they never win!
    Seriously, people need to let this steroids stuff go. It’s old and tired.

    Oh yeah, and Twitter is for twits. See what I did there? :)

  • dhaab

    “Armpit of the midwest”
    That is BRILLIANT! Never heard that one before.

    Twitter is for tards.

  • http://zonersports.com Zoner

    Mark down this date. It’s the day that you passed over to old, out of touch guy!!! LOL

  • dhaab

    Yeah, because if you don’t tweet, you’re out of touch.

    Zoner, the most hip 45 year old on the planet. LOL

  • http://zonersports.com Zoner

    lol! I think that’s your age!

  • dhaab

    Okay, I will say that your Obama asking Buck about Artie Lang one was solid.

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