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Sunday, December 4th, 2016

CAN’T STOP THE PEEING

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Found this story courtesy of my guy Tim Ellsworth. Apparently students at NC State really believe in this Wolfpack deal. So much so that they pee where they sit.

The student sections at college football games are usually a little unruly, but student leaders at North Carolina State University just want the urinating to stop.

And the problem isn’t just a rowdy bunch of intoxicated fans. Students say efforts aimed at preventing overcrowding in the student section at Carter-Finley Stadium led some fans, worried about being allowed back to their seats, to stay put during the Wolfpack’s upset win last weekend against Boston College.

“They didn’t want to leave the section to go to the bathroom,” said student body president Will Quick. Complaints about urinating and vomiting in the stands soon followed.

I can see the news story now– the reporter with the serious intonation saying “But Jim, they just want the urinating to stop.” Awesome.

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