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	<title>Zoner Sports &#187; Facebook Status You&#8217;ll Never See</title>
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		<title>FACEBOOK STATUS YOU&#8217;LL NEVER SEE</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people update their Facebook status very often. I rarely update mine. If I want banality I can just visit this site and start reading. I mean, do you really care that Suzy is doing laundry and waiting for the kids to get home from School? That Jim is getting a haircut later? That Tina [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some people update their Facebook status very often. I rarely update mine. If I want banality I can just visit this site and start reading.</p>
<p>I mean, do you really care that Suzy is doing laundry and waiting for the kids to get home from School? That Jim is getting a haircut later? That Tina is going home to watch a Jon &amp; Kate Plus 8 marathon? Probably not.</p>
<p>They are pretty boring, so I&#8217;ll spice them up for you. I present the first in a series: Facebook Status You&#8217;ll Never See.</p>
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