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Monday, December 5th, 2016

LA RUSSA TOO DRINKY, WEAK

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As if I needed any additional ammo in my bag of heckles and cackles for the Cards:

Tony La Russa was arrested for DUI.

La Russa’s SUV was stopped at a light that, according to police, went through two cycles of green. A driver behind La Russa had to go around his vehicle, police said.

Police found La Russa slumped over in the driver’s seat of the running SUV. The manager of the world champion [tag]Cardinals[/tag] had his foot on the brake and did not respond to knocks on the window, police said. He finally woke up and parked the car.

But the worst part of it? He wouldn’t even man up about it:

“Tony will be happy to take any baseball questions but that’s all he’s going to be doing,” (Cards Spokesman Brian) Bartow said. “Obviously there’s a legal process and we have to wait for that to play out.”

‘The legal process’. That’s so weak. What’s great is I usually sit within the first few rows at Cubs/Cards games. It’s going to be a great year.

[tags]Tony La Russa, Cardinals, Cubs, MLB, Mullets[/tags]

  • Your Mom

    Yeah, like anyone who got a DUI is going to talk about it to the media the following day, if ever. Good thing you’re not a lawyer, Matt.

  • http://zonersports.com The Zoner

    He doesn’t have to declare his guilt; he merely could have addressed the situation and confirmed some facts.

  • PV

    Shame on you, Delicate Genius. Shame. On. You.

    Oh, it IS gonna be fun at the game – might not be able to wait until that August date. Zoner, we may need to re-check the schedule.

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