MEMO TO JOE BUCK- SHUTTY
Memo to Joe Buck:
When a team wins the pennant, I don’t need you to tell me the final score 4 times. I don’t need you to tell me that Scott Rolen is getting a hug from Tony La Russa. I don’t need you to tell me Yadier Molina is jumping in Adam Wainright’s arms. I don’t need you to tell me about the game Suppan pitched. In fact, I don’t need you to tell me anything and I don’t need 3 extra replays of the final pitch when the celebration just started.
Just shut it for one minute–that’s all I’m asking–one minute and let me, not even a fan of the Cardinals, enjoy a team whooping it up without having to hear your increasingly annoying voice. The only thing that will let us at home get a feel for what is happening is for you to shutty.
Go watch some Vin Scully tapes before the Series starts. And Go Tigers!