Oops I Crapped My Pants: The Soccer Edition (Video) Sports Rubbish

Rally Car Drives Off Mountain And Driver Lives (Video) Total Pro Sports

The 7 Most Idiotic Corporate Tantrums Cracked

Cheryl Miller Gets Into It with Scot Pollard on TNT (Video) NESW Sports

The 2nd Best Pro Prospect in the NBA Draft Dime Mag

Meet the Ricketts Family Digital Sports Daily

Another Sports Blog tourney, this time celebrating design Pete Marasmitch

Know Your Enemy! Where They Stand: St. Louis Cardinals Sharapova’s Thigh

WEC 40 Post-Fight Reactions with Miguel Torres and Jeff Curran Chicago’s MMA

The Original Chinfuzz Calls It A Career Bleacher Nation

Ryan Perry: Remember That Name Josh Q. Public

Chicago Bulls Weekly Recap Pippen Ain’t Easy

Shaq likes to bench-press his trainer. Wait, Shaq works out? Total Pro Sports

Quite a conversation going on over at my guy Paneech’s website. He wrote a post called “Why Cleveland Indians Fans Despise the New York Yankees”.  Paneech

I’ll forever cherish my 1975 Fred Lynn rookie card, but not sure about this — ROY award should be named after Fred Lynn Josh Q. Public

Interview with WEC Bantamweight champion (and Chicago homeboy) Miguel Torres Chicago’s MMA

Another killer video at PSaMP. This time, we have kids in China doing Pitt Panthers chants, and saying things like DeJuan Blair is a beast. PSaMP

I was the leader after round 1, but my team of 5 players has turned to 4 after Toney Douglas and FSU were booted from the tourney. Check out the sports blog fantasy tourney! InGameNow

Great week for my beloved Bulls. Stormin Norman has the weekly roundup at Pippen Ain’t Easy

Stafford score 38 on Wonderlic! Chicago Tribune

And finally, hilarious video from Comcast Sportsnet Chicago. Tommy Lasorda just can’t find his game in this interview with Kap on Chicago Tribune Live, via NESW Sports:

No James Posey? The 10 Most Hated NBA Players BustaBucket

The Dustin Byfuglien Guide to Half-Assing Your Job Second City Hockey

Bloggers in the press box?  Capitals Outsider

Cinderella for this year’s dance? How about Dayton?  Paneech

Shawn Marion jams it home on Danny Granger. In a green Raptors jersey. Shawn Marion is on the Raptors. I kinda forgot about that.  Hoops Head North

Bulls Weekly Roundup Pippen Ain’t Easy

Interview with Seth Davis, CBS Sports analyst and author of the new book “When March Went Mad”  Hugging Harold Reynolds

Remember Jamar Smith? STL Today

Rodney Rogers Talks About His Ordeal  Charlotte Observer

The MMA Ten: Cooking Boots Edition Chicago’s MMA

Sully Baseball is looking at every MLB team and posting their All-Time Home Team and their All-Time Acquired Team. Then he tells you who would win. He recently posted the White Sox teams.

While you’ll still get Bulls thoughts here, a lot of what I think about the Bulls will be posted at a new site called “Pippen Ain’t Easy“. In my latest column there I let Bulls fans know: “Don’t Go Goo-Goo Over Ben Gordon“. If you’d like to contribute there, holler at me in an e-mail or the comments. I’m looking for writers.

Don Abato has taken his “MMA Ten” columns over to a real MMA site. Read his latest over at Chicago’s MMA.

Pacman Jones and Pros vs. Joes — what could go wrong? NQTC has the story.

Josh Q. Public thinks MJ is the Executive of the Year. And he wrote that before the game against the Knicks on Saturday, which they won to make it 6 straight. Their top 7 in the rotation is pretty solid, and they smoked the Bulls the other night.

Pretty cool site for Chicagoans: Chicago’s Best Blogs. Maybe Zoner Sports will be on there soon. (Insert don’t hold breath joke here.)

Speaking of Chicago blogs, after a short hiatus, Docksquad Sports is back. Check it out.

And finally, a cool site where you can see goalie masks from throughout the years. Looking at these I could hear Pat Foley yelling “Ranford!!”. They don’t have Bannerman though!!

Pitino rocks the all white suit. Next stop: “Big Love”?  Total Pro Sports

AFL player reveals new info on the league stoppage, management and more  Hugging Harold Reynolds

McShay vs. Kiper on Stafford (video)  Midwest Sports Fans

Out goes Marbury…in comes Hughes. An unhappy Knicks fan.  Gear Up For Sports

The man who bought a Cassel for pennies  Arrowhead Addict

Blogging behind bars: The Mind of Maurice Clarett  Cursed Cleveland

Blackhawks free helmet night backfires  Not Qualified to Comment

Schilling wants to be a Cub  Orlando Sentinel

Excerpt from Geoff Young’s new book  Ducksnorts

That’s gonna leave a mark: the soccer edition  Josh Q. Public

DWade drops 50 on the Magic…and the Heat still lose. NESW Sports has the vid of all 50 points.

The Raiders have already spent about $60 million on 2 players in free agency. Al Davis thinks it was Lester Hayes and Ken Stabler, but it wasn’t. MoonDog has the breakdown.

My man JQP has a new Celtics joint called Hardwood Houdini. Today he celebrates the Remarkable Rajon Rondo.

Sports Rubbish has the video of snooker player Mark Selby getting served papers right before a big match. Guess if he won or lost.

Empty the Bench has a great breakdown of the Pistons’ 2009 failure. Anybody out there still like the Iverson deal? At least not for this year.

My Sports Rumors has an Oscar-style review of the NBA trade deadline. How about Thabo Sefolosha in “Doubt”? Like, I doubt he will be worth the 1st round pick the Thunder sent to the Bulls!

And finally, Jim Calhoun ain’t havin’ it. Hat tip to NQTC.

Hugging Harold Reynolds knows that Benny Hill music makes everything funny. Even Tecmo Bowl.

Sharapova’s Thigh is celebrating the 20th birthday of the Super Soaker. We all should.

Talk Hoops has the first annual Ben Wallace award. It’s given to worst good player in the league. What does that mean exactly? Check it out.

NESW Sports has all of the Dwight Howard All-Star Weekend pranks in one easy to use video.

Josh Q. Public welcomes you to Indiana Basketball. It’s kind of like the Bulls. Really bad.

I don’t know how I haven’t seen this until now, but the Bulls logo is really just a robot reading the Bible. Da Bullz has the visual evidence.

And finally, Digital Sports Daily has an interesting look at the best starting rotations in baseball. #1 surprised me.

Dugout Central asks How, Why and Who Cares About the Baseball Classic? Not me. Not in the least.

I’ll believe it when I see it. Rumors have Holyfield-Tyson III set for Halloween in Abu Dhabi. The Toronto Sun reports each fighter would get $35 million dollars. Says the man promoting the event: “The idea is to stage the biggest night in the history of boxing and to do it in Abu Dhabi, which would be a great global event for the UAE capital.” Says me: insert Mike Tyson fat joke here. ‘Biggest night’? Get it? Let’s move on…

Can you name all of the Bears QBs since 1985? I missed 3. In my defense, one was Chad Hutchinson and he wasn’t really a QB. Awesome quiz.

No Big Al on the All-Star Team? Josh Q. Public sets it straight.

Remember when Jin Hendry traded Jerry Hairston for Phil Nevin? You do now! MLB Trade Rumors has spreadsheets containing the trade histories of GMs.

Oops, sorry Tusconans. Apparently their Super Bowl was interrupted for about 30 seconds with some adult programming.

Check out the latest from Empty the Bench’s “Photo Friday“. I spent countless hours playing that game.

And finally, Pat Knight wigs out and gets ejected. He also likely curled up in the corner of the locker room crying and mumbling, “I will not become my dad–I will not become my dad–I will not become my dad…”