In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old [tag]Rolling Stones[/tag] guitarist said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine.

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

That’s garbage. We all know [tag]Keith Richards[/tag] isn’t alive. Other things snorted by Richards: scrambled eggs, turkey (lean), Vicks Vapo-Rub, Dandruff (April Fools Joke) and Shredded Wheat.