Thursday, May 17th, 2012

SPORTS PUNISHMENT: THE WAY IT SHOULD BE

What way is that you ask? Good old fashioned humiliation! Check it out:

BANGKOK, Thailand – Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring “Hello Kitty,” the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday.

We should totally do that with our athletes. Will Ohman gives up another homerun or allows inherited runners to score? Next time he takes the bump it’s as Dora the Explorer.

Kerry Wood lands on the DL one more time? Nurse’s outfit.

Rex Grossman freaks out and throws a terrible interception? Next series of downs he dons a Richard Simmons tank top and real short striped shorts.

Who would you punish and how would you do it?

  • dhaab

    Great stuff, Zoner!
    BTW, I think Kerry Wood surpassed the nurses uniform penalty years ago!

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