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Tuesday, September 27th, 2016

THE CONTINUED COMEDY STYLINGS OF MATT MILLEN

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The Lions are the armpit of the NFL. The Freep says that they are working out Cedric Benson and one report says he is signing with them soon. I have no idea what could be funnier than this:

But according to Austin, Texas, city council member Mike Martinez, Benson is about to sign with the Lions.

In a report by News 8 Austin, a 24-hour news channel in Texas, Martinez and Benson, a former Texas Longhorns back, were supposed to announce a program by Benson’s charity to help children get winter coats, but Benson was not in Austin for the announcement.

“Unfortunately, but fortunately, Cedric Benson is not here today,” he said. “He is actually signing a contract today to get back in the game with the Detroit Lions and the reason why that’s a good thing is that the foundation will continue to grow as long as Cedric continues to do what he does on the field.”

As long as he continues to do what he does on the field? “Hey kids–every time Cedric Benson falls down for a gain of 3 yards or less…” And it’s great that Benson will still be close to a lake so he can go boating and have a few drinkies.

The Freep article also says the Lions are working out Shaun Alexander and Vernand Morency. Yet they’ll sign Benson? That Matt Millen and his comedy stylings—it’s never ending!

  • HeyBuddy

    “The Freep says that they are working out Cedric Benson and one report says he is _singing_ with them soon. I have no idea what could be funnier than this”

    Me neither. I bet Cedric Benson is an AWFUL singer! :p

    FIRE MILLEN MANG!

  • http://zonersports.com The Zoner

    you can be so cruel when you are sober

  • PB

    I have had it with this pathetic organization. The players have no desire to win. No fire. The coaching is the worst out there. Millen and his boneheaded moves have destroyed this team (although there wasn’t much to destroy anyway). I watched the first half of the game yesterday, and quickly turned it back to golf. GO USA! Bring Benson in. Why not. They need to rebuild. Benson/Stanton combo can’t do any worse than Kitna/Whoeverthehell they use. FIRE MILLEN MANG!

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