THE TROUT ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
This is too easy. It might not even be funny. But I couldn’t resist.
Former Arizona and Minnesota coach Dennis Green, who declined an opportunity to interview for the vacant Oakland Raiders head coaching job, is exploring the possibility of doing his own TV show, “Fishing Across America with Dennis Green,” on a cable network.
“We had the carp on the hook…and we let ‘em get away!”
“If you want to go ahead and crown these small mouths…then crown ‘em!”
OK, I’m done.