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Friday, December 9th, 2016

THE YEAR IN QUIPS

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EW.com has their “Year in Sound Bites” posted. Plenty of doozies, like:

The National Enquirer has reported that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married eight months ago by a chaplain in the Church of Scientology. The groom wore a casual linen suit, while the bride wore an expression of slowly awakening terror.”
DAVID SPADE, ON THE SHOWBIZ SHOW

”I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”
DWIGHT (RAINN WILSON), ON THE OFFICE

”In a recent interview, Jessica Simpson is quoted as saying, ‘I have amazing boobs.’ Unfortunately, Jessica was responding to a question, ‘What do you think about the conflict in the Middle East?”’
CONAN O’BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT

”Donald Trump has fired his trusty left-hand girl, Carolyn Kepcher….When George Ross was asked to comment on the situation, he said, ‘I like peas when they’re crushed up.”’
JOEL McHALE, ON THE SOUP


  • http://completesports.blogspot.com twins15

    That’s one of my favorite comments ever from The Office. :D

    Another one I like from Dwight and Pam:

    Pam : Hey, Dwight. Um. My friend is kind of into these two girls that he works with.
    Dwight : Nice.
    Pam : One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short, blond, and perky, and kind of judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
    Dwight : Does he have access to their medical records?

    What a great show!

  • http://zonersports.com The Zoner

    Michael Scott: “Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish Josh had made a more progressive choice. Like a white guy. Who went to prison for…polluting a black guy’s lake.”

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