TUNA DEPARTS DALLAS
According to ESPN, Bill Parcells is leaving Dallas and retiring. And–banal prose alert–that smells fishy.
Maybe he truly has finally had enough. Terrell Owens seems to have that effect on people. But Parcells doesn’t seem to fit the mold of Jimmy Johnson, who looks ever content in his TV gig. Parcells left his TV gig to go to Dallas, and seemed like a coaching-lifer. I thought for sure he would ride it out there in Big D as it was likely his final destination. Parcells will be 66 this year.
Let the Charlie Weis, Bill Cowher and Ron Rivera rumors start flying.