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Tuesday, August 14th, 2018

Two Saints With Odd Names Get Busted


I’d say the moral of this story is that if you want to keep yourself in the league you should probably keep it in your pants. Here’s guessing these 2 will be summarily waived. From SI:

New Orleans Saints wide receiver Biren Ealy and tight end Kolomona Kapanui were charged Sunday with obscenity, disturbing the peace and lewd conduct for allegedly being drunk, urinating in public and exposing themselves.

The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office announced the arrests in a news release.

Two women, who weren’t identified, were riding in a vehicle when they reportedly saw Ealy and Kapanui urinating in the parking lot of an apartment complex around 12:42 a.m. Sunday, authorities said.

One of the women told Ealy to stop. Authorities said Ealy turned around while exposing himself and began making lewd comments. Moments later, Kapanui allegedly exposed himself to the driver of the vehicle and made lewd comments, the sheriff’s office said.

Hey baby–I just signed a free-agent contract for the league minimum! I’m kind of a big deal! Yikes.

But how about those names? So they got that goin for them.

  • http://strangecultureblog.com RC of strangeculture

    What do you bet they threatened that they needed some $$ or else they’d squeek to the police…and these guys probably didn’t pay up!

  • http://www.youtube.com/bigseanpower10 Big Sean

    i cant believe those morons couldn’t find a urinal, maybe lance briggs would fit in nicely there with the saints ha ha ha!

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