First dodgeball. Now tag?

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) – An elementary school has banned tag on its playground after some children complained they were harassed or chased against their will.

“It causes a lot of conflict on the playground,” said Cindy Fesgen, assistant principal of the Discovery Canyon Campus school.

Running games are still allowed as long as students don’t chase each other, she said.

Students were being “chased against their will.” How are you chased against your will? Here’s an idea…don’t move. And man up, America.

Tip of the cap to Tim Ellsworth