I think we all had the Tigers as being the last winless team…right? To the morsels…

The Big Lead has photos of Jake Peavy’s dirty hand. Is it cheating? Peavy and his manager defend him over here. I think Peavy makes some sense, but how long until an opposing manager asks for him to be checked?

I don’t know how I missed this. “Smiling Bob” better get soap on a rope. Looks like he’s going to the clink.

Apparently Derrick Rose needs a nutritionist. “He eats Gummy Bears and Starburst for breakfast, and Twizzlers and Honey Buns for dinner. That’s why his stomach hurts,” fellow guard Chris Douglas-Roberts said. “We tell Derrick the whole year, ‘Stop eating so many Gummy Bears and Sour Straws.’ But he can’t. … Nobody eats Gummy Bears more than him.” Hard not to pick Kansas after that very enjoyable thrashing of UNC.

The Office of Strategic Influence has the perfect way to get back at bulk mailers. Mint.

Mike Vick is doing his bid by playing football, prison-style.

And finally, Phil Rogers has his first MLB weekly rankings up.